The New Village People

We have. . . . .

Jack "The Cowboy" Twist
Wolverine "The Fierce Stylist"
Superman, "The Man of Steel"
Captain Jack "The Pirate" Sparrow
Nacho "The Wrestling Cook" Libre

But to properly fill out the group, we need one more member, and I'm asking for your help in the casting. Here are the candidates . . . .

David "You Know You Want Me" Hasselhoff

Hikaru "See My Sword" Sulu

Joey "I Was Almost a Star" Lawrence

Los Federales "The Mexican Manhandler"